It is true.
As for my soul in its eternal state goes, oh, yes, I am likely going straight to hell for all my bullshit.
But when I get there, I will arrive RICHER than any of you! And the number of souls I will have brought down there with me? Well, lets just say I'll be getting the corner office in the ole hot place.
Better to rule in hell than serve in Oligarhy, nez paZ?
By the way, why not admit it here? I have a huge - well, not huge, really, sort of middling? with kind of a twist on it? - man crush on the President of the United States. And it gives me a chubby. That's right, a little Glenn.Hence, my continued obsession with this president.
But I digress.
Just the other day on radio hour, I spoke of a plan that was telepathically piped in to me via, the Lord God Almighty. Whereupon, I also sold some advertising dallaz to one of our gold pushers.
Here it is being featured on a rival network
I am of course "using the name of the Lord in vain" when I do these little ditties.
But, what is really going to earn me a seat at the side of Lucifer is, I am stoking Hatred! And earning MONEY doing it! How much money? A SHITLOAD, LOOZERS! SUCK ON IT!
Watch to the end of my video and I'll give you a little taste of how much. I'm on the cover of a magazine that only features people after they've made their first $32 million. Watch also as I frame everything as a religious and cultural war.
Oh, I'm going to hell alright. With any luck at all I bring all of you down there with me.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
My Coded Messages to ignite violent revolution!
Right, you and I are in the joke: heh, the anvil and the hammer. Those of my minions who remain unaware of the coded messages I am bringing through my show, watch this plea for non-violence.
When I say the words "peace" or otherwise invoke "non-violence" I blink once, each time. I also nod to the left and down. We've all heard the expression once for yes, twice for no. But, the left downward tilt of the head is like multiplying my last signal by 180 degrees; thereby indicating the opposite. I am sorry but exigencies of working to overthrow our renegade government force me to double and sometimes triple hide what I am really trying to say.
Thus, when I say "non-violence is the only way" (blink once, hard) this equals 'yes', but followed by head-tilt dealio (x180 degrees) therefor the answer becomes a resounding 'no' making the actual statement to you "nonviolence=no= violence =good."
Face it, I have to operate this way. You my exceedingly devoted followers, the ones who went to Orlando, who have purchased ALL OF MY material and who were sent the secret decoder rings, are very familiar with my coded messages. Some of which are not so subtle.
Here's an example. I talk at length about the FEMA Camps and how I cannot debunk them. But then, guess what? The Bilderberg and the Illuminati get to me, see? Or better stated they got to Doc Rodger and Uncle Rupe who left their own cease nd desist coded messages in angry emails to me, thereby forcing me to go 180 degrees in the opposite direction.
Watch to the end of the tape. See? I say it very clearly "they are making me say this- HELP!" followed with a hard blink "Yes!" AND NO left HEAD TILT but a straight up and down YES!!!!!!
You noticed the blink and the non-LEFT-nod? If not, play the video again and again until you see it all for what it truly is: a cry for help! Good, now you're getting it.
Okay, now let's move on to this anvil business of mine. Here I've dredged up this half-baked paraphrased out of context quote attributed to Ghandi about the anvil of truth and the hammer of non-violence yadda yadda as being our tools trade for battling the SOCIALIST MENACE REPRESENTED BY OUR RENEGADE PRESIDENT AND HIS EVIL MINIONS WHO MEAN TO INDOCTRINATE US ALL IN SOCIALIST NAZI DEATH CAMPS, ABORTING THE FETUSES OF THE FAITHFUL AND KILLING THOSE OF US WHO RESIST!
Think about it: can anyone TRULY believe the likes of myself and Sarah Palin would espouse non-violence when we face such an enemy TRYING TO USURP OUR COUNTRY FROM US?
HHHHHHuh huh huh...Helllllll NO!?
Watch me very carefully as I hit the hammer on the anvil! I say "non-violence is our hammer" THEN I SMACK THAT ANVIL WITH IT, HARD, TWICE!!! And NO NOD!!!
Now this is a video of me at the Orlando Conservative gathering with my anvil and my hammer. The vlogger failed to catch the actual smacks on the hammer but very definitely caught the head nod.
He did this in order to conceal the code and I thank him for his diligence. But so few people know about my secret blog here, I have no problem releasing the information to my faithful minions. The true believers and insiders.
Watch for more hints messages in the weeks to come. I will have a cut-out decoder page to go with my next book for those of you who want to keep up with the deeper messages. It will only cost you an additional $19.95 plus shipping and handling to get it; or $22.95 WITH the decoder ring, if you haven't ordered one of those yet.
When I say the words "peace" or otherwise invoke "non-violence" I blink once, each time. I also nod to the left and down. We've all heard the expression once for yes, twice for no. But, the left downward tilt of the head is like multiplying my last signal by 180 degrees; thereby indicating the opposite. I am sorry but exigencies of working to overthrow our renegade government force me to double and sometimes triple hide what I am really trying to say.
Thus, when I say "non-violence is the only way" (blink once, hard) this equals 'yes', but followed by head-tilt dealio (x180 degrees) therefor the answer becomes a resounding 'no' making the actual statement to you "nonviolence=no= violence =good."
Face it, I have to operate this way. You my exceedingly devoted followers, the ones who went to Orlando, who have purchased ALL OF MY material and who were sent the secret decoder rings, are very familiar with my coded messages. Some of which are not so subtle.
Here's an example. I talk at length about the FEMA Camps and how I cannot debunk them. But then, guess what? The Bilderberg and the Illuminati get to me, see? Or better stated they got to Doc Rodger and Uncle Rupe who left their own cease nd desist coded messages in angry emails to me, thereby forcing me to go 180 degrees in the opposite direction.
Watch to the end of the tape. See? I say it very clearly "they are making me say this- HELP!" followed with a hard blink "Yes!" AND NO left HEAD TILT but a straight up and down YES!!!!!!
You noticed the blink and the non-LEFT-nod? If not, play the video again and again until you see it all for what it truly is: a cry for help! Good, now you're getting it.
Okay, now let's move on to this anvil business of mine. Here I've dredged up this half-baked paraphrased out of context quote attributed to Ghandi about the anvil of truth and the hammer of non-violence yadda yadda as being our tools trade for battling the SOCIALIST MENACE REPRESENTED BY OUR RENEGADE PRESIDENT AND HIS EVIL MINIONS WHO MEAN TO INDOCTRINATE US ALL IN SOCIALIST NAZI DEATH CAMPS, ABORTING THE FETUSES OF THE FAITHFUL AND KILLING THOSE OF US WHO RESIST!
Think about it: can anyone TRULY believe the likes of myself and Sarah Palin would espouse non-violence when we face such an enemy TRYING TO USURP OUR COUNTRY FROM US?
HHHHHHuh huh huh...Helllllll NO!?
Watch me very carefully as I hit the hammer on the anvil! I say "non-violence is our hammer" THEN I SMACK THAT ANVIL WITH IT, HARD, TWICE!!! And NO NOD!!!
Now this is a video of me at the Orlando Conservative gathering with my anvil and my hammer. The vlogger failed to catch the actual smacks on the hammer but very definitely caught the head nod.
He did this in order to conceal the code and I thank him for his diligence. But so few people know about my secret blog here, I have no problem releasing the information to my faithful minions. The true believers and insiders.
Watch for more hints messages in the weeks to come. I will have a cut-out decoder page to go with my next book for those of you who want to keep up with the deeper messages. It will only cost you an additional $19.95 plus shipping and handling to get it; or $22.95 WITH the decoder ring, if you haven't ordered one of those yet.
Friday, March 26, 2010
WINK WINK! Hey Gang! Psst. No violence! Oh and, buy my schlock in Orlando
Come to the church of Glenn in Orlando. I will (wink) tell you about how it is not right to take up arms, bricks, rocks, airplanes against your fellow citizens even though some of them represent a cancer eating us FROM THE INSIDE AND SHOULD BE STOPPED OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE LED TO SLAUGHTER LIKE THE FATTED CALF.
Look there is ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF THAT TEA PARTY PEOPLE ARE VIOLENT OR UNRULY!
Nothing reactionary about them
And if something awful happens (wink) our news program, and myself personally will have had nothing (wink) to do with it. (smile)
Look there is ABSOLUTELY NO PROOF THAT TEA PARTY PEOPLE ARE VIOLENT OR UNRULY!
Nothing reactionary about them
And if something awful happens (wink) our news program, and myself personally will have had nothing (wink) to do with it. (smile)
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
I am a Depression Monger and I am creeeeeeepy!
I admit it. I love reading about the Great Depression. I love the misery of it, the fear, the panic, which gives way to misery again. I love these things so much, I am trying to make them all come back.
Just give a listen:
You like how I digress from this into a hate filled schpeil about the democratic party being DEAD? Did you like how I slammed Michael Moore and his "cottage cheese ass?"
How's that for Christian?
But you know? I've been peddling the next Great Depression for some time. Looky here!This is ONE YEAR AGO! This was BEFORE the Healthcare vote!
Well, I am all set for the next year and a half because of this vote. Because I can bank on the economy getting worse since the next wave a mortgages to run into trouble is found in the commercial real estate market. Heh (listen to me again, like we're talking about making a baby together, male or female, doesn't matter. Because I really don't want anyone else to hear this but you.ssshhhhh) Since the day Obama was elected, I don't recall ever once mentioning the inconvenient fact that the crisis ISN'T THE RESULT OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION'S policies, or that the mortgage crisis which swiped our economy off the table FOR EVERYONE, has very little to do WITH PROGRESSIVISM and more correctly can be pinned on Wall Street greed and runaway speculation based on DEREGULATION. Hee hee! But just like the comedian needs a foil to pillory, I NEED Barack Obama. He's black, and uppity, and because of that, many honkies just like me, hate the hell out of him. These angry honkies, are my bread and butter baby.
But, that's not to say the management of this company, as I have stated over and over, are HAPPY with the republican defeat over healthcare, oh no.
Look at it from their point of view for a minute. What good is it, being rich and having rich buddies in the media IF THE WORKFORCE, NAMELY UNIONS, aren't squashed to paste on the sidewalk? What good is it having lower class citizens if you can'T rob them blind, destroy their quality of life AND chastise them for their poor choices in life with some conflated imaginary outdated religious icons to bolster your bullshit? These latter activities are the exclusive domain and recreation practices of America's exceedingly wealthy. Would YOU like it if someone took away your Monster Truck rallies, you bass fishing, your beer and peanuts and your baseball?
Hell no. So too the exceedingly wealthy have their playthings: most prized among their possessions is you, their wage slaves.
Again a citizen has risen from your ranks to take the most powerful salaried position on earth and this man has the audacity to take on the club's membership by deluting the power, the very stranglehold on your nuts wielded by big insurance? The impudence! The utter gall! How dare he?
Understand that Uncle Rupe and company cannot let this stand! If this happens, what else might you citizens get up to? Creating jobs by cleaning up the environment and switching to solar power?
The OUTRAGE! There's another group of exceedingly wealthy people attacked: big oil! And further down the road, BIG DEFENSE AND THEIR PORNOGRAPHICALLY OBSCENE CONTRACTS FOR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?
How will the heads of major companies involved in war fund their lodges and their "personal administrative secretaries?" and their private islands?
So, coupled with my desire to bring back the good ole days, namely the Great Depression, and our company's penchant for panic and journalistic dog-fuckery (because it's well beyond the rat stage) expect our old standby behaviors. Such as:
Some people say:
Oh, you've asked for it, and we will deliver. Cultural war and a full court press war on truth. It's go time.
And we aren't afraid to be creeeeeepy
Just give a listen:
You like how I digress from this into a hate filled schpeil about the democratic party being DEAD? Did you like how I slammed Michael Moore and his "cottage cheese ass?"
How's that for Christian?
But you know? I've been peddling the next Great Depression for some time. Looky here!This is ONE YEAR AGO! This was BEFORE the Healthcare vote!
Well, I am all set for the next year and a half because of this vote. Because I can bank on the economy getting worse since the next wave a mortgages to run into trouble is found in the commercial real estate market. Heh (listen to me again, like we're talking about making a baby together, male or female, doesn't matter. Because I really don't want anyone else to hear this but you.ssshhhhh) Since the day Obama was elected, I don't recall ever once mentioning the inconvenient fact that the crisis ISN'T THE RESULT OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION'S policies, or that the mortgage crisis which swiped our economy off the table FOR EVERYONE, has very little to do WITH PROGRESSIVISM and more correctly can be pinned on Wall Street greed and runaway speculation based on DEREGULATION. Hee hee! But just like the comedian needs a foil to pillory, I NEED Barack Obama. He's black, and uppity, and because of that, many honkies just like me, hate the hell out of him. These angry honkies, are my bread and butter baby.
But, that's not to say the management of this company, as I have stated over and over, are HAPPY with the republican defeat over healthcare, oh no.
Look at it from their point of view for a minute. What good is it, being rich and having rich buddies in the media IF THE WORKFORCE, NAMELY UNIONS, aren't squashed to paste on the sidewalk? What good is it having lower class citizens if you can'T rob them blind, destroy their quality of life AND chastise them for their poor choices in life with some conflated imaginary outdated religious icons to bolster your bullshit? These latter activities are the exclusive domain and recreation practices of America's exceedingly wealthy. Would YOU like it if someone took away your Monster Truck rallies, you bass fishing, your beer and peanuts and your baseball?
Hell no. So too the exceedingly wealthy have their playthings: most prized among their possessions is you, their wage slaves.
Again a citizen has risen from your ranks to take the most powerful salaried position on earth and this man has the audacity to take on the club's membership by deluting the power, the very stranglehold on your nuts wielded by big insurance? The impudence! The utter gall! How dare he?
Understand that Uncle Rupe and company cannot let this stand! If this happens, what else might you citizens get up to? Creating jobs by cleaning up the environment and switching to solar power?
The OUTRAGE! There's another group of exceedingly wealthy people attacked: big oil! And further down the road, BIG DEFENSE AND THEIR PORNOGRAPHICALLY OBSCENE CONTRACTS FOR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?
How will the heads of major companies involved in war fund their lodges and their "personal administrative secretaries?" and their private islands?
So, coupled with my desire to bring back the good ole days, namely the Great Depression, and our company's penchant for panic and journalistic dog-fuckery (because it's well beyond the rat stage) expect our old standby behaviors. Such as:
Some people say:
Oh, you've asked for it, and we will deliver. Cultural war and a full court press war on truth. It's go time.
And we aren't afraid to be creeeeeepy
Thursday, March 11, 2010
I've made an enormous ass of myself
You get two things from assuming: an ass out of U and an ass out of me.
Massa, the Manchurian candidate to my career.
Uncle Rupe fired my team of twitter warriors this morning. Came in and just sent them home. I could try to blame it on Obama, but my heart just isn't in it, right now. Here I sit, alone in my little office, unable to even form a conspiracy in my paranoid mind.
I need new material. Pointing at a map and delineating areas owned by the federal government is soooooo done, played out. Every city council has a designated duffer to pull this hack routine. Then they say "and how much is that in lost tax revenue?" I forgot even this crucial line from the schtik.
Something's not clicking anymore. Oh, FEMA camps, where are you now? Where are the heady days, of thrilled masses cheering my name at The Villages, where seniors are still spry enough to get STDs?
And you've got to admire that. I guess I could learn from it.
Uncle Rupe won't even look at me anymore.
I really screwed the pooch when I suggested churchgoers stop going to church if the pastor spoke of "social justice"; in so doing, breaking my cardinal rule: don't mess with someone's god. Gods? Okay. yeah, slam those pagan sons of bitches, agnostic? Oh heck yeah, loafers deserve it. But not the Big G, where the J-man lives.
Whoa is me.
Doing a whole show without advertisers was the lonliest moment of my life:
Et tu TurboTax? Et tu?
Massa, the Manchurian candidate to my career.
Uncle Rupe fired my team of twitter warriors this morning. Came in and just sent them home. I could try to blame it on Obama, but my heart just isn't in it, right now. Here I sit, alone in my little office, unable to even form a conspiracy in my paranoid mind.
I need new material. Pointing at a map and delineating areas owned by the federal government is soooooo done, played out. Every city council has a designated duffer to pull this hack routine. Then they say "and how much is that in lost tax revenue?" I forgot even this crucial line from the schtik.
Something's not clicking anymore. Oh, FEMA camps, where are you now? Where are the heady days, of thrilled masses cheering my name at The Villages, where seniors are still spry enough to get STDs?
And you've got to admire that. I guess I could learn from it.
Uncle Rupe won't even look at me anymore.
I really screwed the pooch when I suggested churchgoers stop going to church if the pastor spoke of "social justice"; in so doing, breaking my cardinal rule: don't mess with someone's god. Gods? Okay. yeah, slam those pagan sons of bitches, agnostic? Oh heck yeah, loafers deserve it. But not the Big G, where the J-man lives.
Whoa is me.
Doing a whole show without advertisers was the lonliest moment of my life:
Et tu TurboTax? Et tu?
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Ticklegate!
I have uncovered the greatest scandal in the history of congress.
Today on my show a disgraced congressman further disgraced himself by letting us know what REALLY goes on behind closed doors! Congressmen and their pages, and interns are tickling each other in low-rent apartments, WHILE THEY SHOULD BE WORKING!
Was there ever a clearer indication of the need to REMOVE THE RAMPANT HOMO-FASCIST LIBERAL LIBTARDIANS FROM POWER!?
Take a look!
Or how about this!
We will have more on this, on tomorrow night's show. Stay strong America and I will remain vigilant for you
Today on my show a disgraced congressman further disgraced himself by letting us know what REALLY goes on behind closed doors! Congressmen and their pages, and interns are tickling each other in low-rent apartments, WHILE THEY SHOULD BE WORKING!
Was there ever a clearer indication of the need to REMOVE THE RAMPANT HOMO-FASCIST LIBERAL LIBTARDIANS FROM POWER!?
Take a look!
Or how about this!
We will have more on this, on tomorrow night's show. Stay strong America and I will remain vigilant for you
Sunday, March 7, 2010
HOORS THE NEWZ WITH SUM CONSERVATIVE PORN
Hey baby, mmmmmmm, Yeah. Press play.Then read.
Mnnnn, yeah, want some of this?Little girl on girl? Mnnnnn Yeah, now you're getting it.
Or how about like this?Go Bill, it's your birthday. She's just like an Irish ice-cream cone. Who wants some? Bill says; "I do!!!!"
Oh, oh, ffffff.....hell yeah!
Ummmmn, yesssssssssssssss. Now does all of this remind you of anything?
Mnnnn, yeah, want some of this?Little girl on girl? Mnnnnn Yeah, now you're getting it.
Or how about like this?Go Bill, it's your birthday. She's just like an Irish ice-cream cone. Who wants some? Bill says; "I do!!!!"
Oh, oh, ffffff.....hell yeah!
Ummmmn, yesssssssssssssss. Now does all of this remind you of anything?
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