Everybody Knows Healthcare is Football to Uncle Rupe

Hey, the guy wasn't born here so, does he give a damn about our healthcare system?
Ha!Did you shave your dog's ass-hair this morning? Chances are you didn't.
About the same odds apply that our LORD GOD AND MASTER, Uncle Rupe gives a damn about this country, not to mention any number of poor schlubs cast out into the darkness in this dismal market.
(Again, listen to me like we're lovers, nice and close) Heck F'ing NO.
That's why it was such a joy to see OUR republican party chatting with Obie, and really giving him what-for in the script Uncle Rupe and all his big business chums had paid for. What good is packing and bribing if you can't get the monkey to say what the hell it is you want him to say. Oh, lemme tell ya! PAYDIRT! They stuck to the script!
"Let's start over: step by step."

If you've ever held a job, and managers go over something with you 'step by step' that means what they are saying is, you're too stupid to know how to do YOUR job.
Of course this was trick big business wants to play on dumbass Obie, see? Because if we can get away with it, it will make Obie look bad, he'll lose some political clout and THAT'S what the game is all about, stalling, stymie until November. And making sure Obie loses FACE in the process.
What, you thought this was about YOU? Heck F'ing NO!
Hey we ALREADY HAVE healthcare in this country.
Take the woman in Orlando who was fired six months ago: Just after her COBRA benefits rant out (tee hee: LOOOSER!) she discovered a lump in her breast.
Oh, she'll GET healthcare; just not NOW. Hee hee!
Yes, when she's on death's door and the cancer has metastized, YES, THEn SHE CAN COME TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. And what more could you want than that?
PROGRESSIVES, who are evils scumbags WHO ARE DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY, and who are always thinking of the FUTURE (pffft) want her to get healthcare SOONER than this so she can receive the proper medication.
Hey, she needs to ask herself, 'SELF, WHAT ABOUT THAT ABORTION I HAD BACK IN 1987?' Could it be that THAT is THE PROBLEM? Oh, no, progressives never want to allow GOD to mete out his punishments upon the GUILTY. They are always nattering on about HELPING PEOPLE.
COMMUNISTS!
Anyway back to this thing with OBAMA. Didn't you love the way John McCain talked calmly DOWN TO Barack as though he was addressing a child with ADD? I know I did.
With any luck at all, Dems (who are now declared liberals=PROGRESSIVES AND THUS ENEMEIES OF THE STATE) won't know what hit them.
Hopefully they'll be too wrapped up in attempting to find a bi-partisan solution to all this and this healthcare thing can be dragged out until November, when we get all the backroom deals done with the voting machine contractors.
Raise your signs high T-baggers. We are one day closer to the Outright Corporatocracy that Uncle Rupe and his rich buddies are pushing for.