Faux and Fiends: O'Keefe?

Well, this is a funny one. Seems someone, not saying who, got in trouble for a little alleged attempted alleged infiltration of some alleged senator's phone system in Louisiana. Let me say, catagorically, we had nothing to do with propping this man up as a journalist...ALLEGED!



Ok, but, I, that is to say me, had nothing to do with this man becoming what he is. I offered this man, no platform whatever to do his thing.



Okay, well, maybe a little. But I certainly didn't exploit the young lady with Mr. O. Nor did I plug BIGGOVERNMENT.COM whom, it is alleged, funded Mr. O in his - whatever it was he did. Nor did we or I repeatedly encourage these folks to go on and on with their whacky schtick. Just listen!



Oops! Okay, okay, but we, I, that is to say our network HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED AFTER ALL THE HUMBBUB! C'mon people! She's cute, isn't she "I saw a acorn. I'd never seen one before. I thought, I don't like that"



Infact we have no idea who this man is. Just listen! We're just like every other network! We are just reporting on a story that happened, and that's it.



Okay ...yeah, that looks bad, so, we followed up! We did something about it. Remember, he's INDEPENDENT. That means, he's not our smelly fish! Here we are being journalists! That's right, folks! WE'RE JOURNALISTS!



And see? He's sorry for what he did. C'mon, get over it already!