Saturday, December 5, 2009

Carbon-Gate! THE PROOF!

The following is some sensitive material received from an inside source, that PROVES, ABSOLUTELY PROVES the CO2 arguments are hogwash and there is no greenhouse affect smothering our atmosphere in dangerous gases!



Wait, no that was the wrong clip. Here it is;



No wait, this is the proof on climate change I was looking for!



Although it doesn't prove my point. And now, I got some splaining to do!



Okay this all doesn't necessarily prove that I have no regard for life of any kind. And like I said, I either believe everything that I say, or I'm a fraud!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

If God Had Wanted ...

If God had not wanted us to use crude oil as a natural resource he wouldn't have made it so easily combustible.

If he hadn't wanted us to go overseas and bring Christianity to the Muslim world, at gunpoint, he would not have put so MUCH oil underneathe them.

If God had wanted us to drive hybrids, he wouldn't have given us Cadillac, first.

If God had meant for us to listen to scientists he wouldn't have made them so annoying, whiny, and unclean. (Have any of them heard of shaving?)

If God hadn't created the world in just 6,000 years, then we could look at ice cores in the Antarctic and maybe they would mean something to us, but, he did create the world just 6,000 years ago. Sorry about that - losers.

If God had wanted for us to pay attention to Antarctic ice cores he wouldn't have placed Antarctica down at the bottom of the world where we could forget it's there; sort of like the ugly cheerleader's (whoo hoo) in high school. You know?

If God had wanted us to learn about the carbon cycle and the atmosphere, he wouldn't have made chemistry such a boring subject in high school, and all the chemistry teachers so damned evil. (See previous discussion about scientists)

If God had meant for us to listen to Darwin, rather than Jesus, he wouldn't have made him British, but American.


If God had meant for us to be all-compassionate, he wouldn't have given us, little fatty-fats for us to laugh at.

If it was really true that I am an unknowing pawn in some of the conspiracies I decry, God would have told me by now, using his "outside" voice.




A CHRISTmas CHRIST-wear

It's time, America to put US back in JESUS! Because he's JesUS, not JesTHEM!

US in Christ! Lord, Lord Jesus. Us with you. Them, not= enemies.

Those whiny others who want you hard-working Americans to give up your GOD, give up YOUR GUNS, give up YOUR FOOTBALL, GIVE UP YOUR NASCAR, GIVE UP YOUR JESUS!

But I am not a Jesus-giver-upper. No, this is not the Un-cola America, is it? No. We are Coca-Cola. So too, this is not the Un-Jesus, America.

Jesus doesn't love Barack Obama, does not love, Nancy Pelosi, does not love Barney Frank. Jesus doesn't love Young Jeezy, Jesus does not love Jay-Z. No. Jesus loves my homies of The Villages. He loves the golf-carts-people of the morning T-times. He loves good hard-working golfing people of The Avenue Mall, in Viera Florida, who took time from their busy retirement pensions, to come down in sans-a-belts and sun hats to buy my books and have me scrawl on them. Jesus especially loves those good boys and girls. Not the others.

The good people who want to support our troops with more war troops. Them yes. Peacemongers, no.

Not a black man who only spares a few men in change. Oh, no. Let Young Jeezy go and fight with only 30,000 more men, behind him. Let him ask Jesus, then, for his help in killing the enemy, and Jesus will say "no, Young Jeezy, because 30,000 young men just like you, is not enough."

Let's say the word "redemption" a few times here, because it is not an apology, and right people don't apologize, ever. Let's say the word (stare big eyed here) "redemption" and apologize to no one, ever. Let's say the word redemption because it works in alliteration with the word "refounding!" For redemption, IS a reounding. Let's say refounding with an emphasis on the "ound" sound, like Paul Harvey used to do. So that you let it sink in, and think about it.

Refounding "Ah-Mer I cah!" Don't you like the way that sounds? I know, I do.

And THEY don't.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Evil Tzars! Evil Tzars!

Harvard is the nest-egg of all evil plots running amok in the world, today.

Remember I am not saying this, for me. I am not sitting here, filling your mind with nonsense because it necessarily advances my personal career toward the White House! Because I have 10 million guard dogs, watching, barking growling. Begging me to move forward.






These people are hijacking our country, OUR country, not THEIR country. They, those them theirs, those who are not us, but 'THEM"
Fundamental transformation of America, WAKE UP AMERICA!
Chronies, tax cheats, chronyisms, threads, intrigues, ACORNS! We are on the road to SOCIALISM PEOPLE! Shenanigans! I tell you!

More when we come back, America!





SCIU, they are shaping the way, leading the charge into oblivion,

I'm Here For You America

Yes, that's right. I'm here.

The other day as I was watching the HORROR of the Tiger Woods FIASCO, I thought to myself, why on earth hasn't someone done something about this man?

Mr. Woods does not understand the basics of foreign policy. He should not hold office. How was he elected?

I pray every night for his safety and the safety of all the many men and women of our armed forces who protect, him, and us, and them, and all of us and especially for staunch REAL Americans like yourselves, those of you who watch and enjoy my show and buy my books, you are the REAL Americans, not the FAKE ones who don't know how to vote, or look at architecture and understand the nuances of the New World Order takeover of our system, all that we hold dear; and not the other thing, that rhymes with dear, but it is another word that starts with letter number (hold on a minute while I count it out...1,2,3, 4....17,) yes, 17. And isn't that fitting because there weren't 17 apostles? Were there? No.


THEY would like for you to THINK there were 17 apostles. But you know they are wrong, and Nancy Polosi and all those of her ILK demand that you think that, have set up a covert system which they have yet to foist on us, that will BRAINWASH YOU into thinking that, but no, you and I know, there were 12 apostles. Not counting Mary Magdelene. 12 stands for Love which begins with the letter L, which is 12 in the count.

And there's nothing 17ueer about that, is there? Though Nancy Polosi and Tiger Woods want you to think there were 17 apostles.

The greek word, apostle, comes from the Greek Apostles, which means they who follow, but not in a queer or homosexual manner. It's men following men and seldom having sex with women, or not at all, but, not in the way THEY want you to think that would sort of make such men sound, oh no!

At this time of year it is especially important to remember those who serve us, and not the fake ones, but us. For Free Market Capitalism (FMC) didn't let the apostles down either? For when Jesus made the loaves turn into fishes of many colors, was he not free then to sell them at Fair Market Value?

There are some in this country, who would change all that.

THEY died for our freedom, let's remember. Because they gave us free speech, doesn't mean we have to use it all the time just because some disagree with me. It especially means those who aren't the REAL US, they need to be quiet. Because the men and women of the armed services, they didn't die for you, but us, those of us who will be at the refounding.


The idea that Thomas Jefferson wanted to keep us from our religion as they have postulated is contrary to what the founding fathers said. They said "In God We Trust" on the Declaration of Independence, not "In Allah, or Yeeway, or Beezlebub." I know this, because I have read where it said it, in the books that should be permitted to remain in the schools, and colleges, not that other crap, which should be burned.


More when we come back.