Sarah P? To Take over my time-slot?

Okay there's a rumor going around that I am on the outs with management; that Billo and my little trip out west gave managers back in New York a chance to train Sarah how to behave like a television host. This was done in seceret as a way to take over my spot, while keeping me from knowing about it.
You notice you haven't seen her on our network touting her wares, and commentating like we said she would.
Seems that her palm-reading is a real problem; her shor-term memory is fried. And she doesn't like to extemporize. So, there's another rumor going around that Mrs. P. is, in fact, taping whole shows on a soundstage somewhere in the bowels of News Corpse's many offices. These shows will run in sequence, about ten episodes ahead.
They won't require much in the way of contemporary news input, but will be laced with "gee whiz" and "gosh-darned" and "good ole" homespun platitudes and expressions which are pretty meaningless, but then, she's good at that sort of thing isn't she.
There is a rumor that, as it stands now, she needs whole days to get through the process of filming just one show, in that she has to learn and run lines, and then deliver them as though she's thinking the lines up as she goes!
Now, there is no way to substantiate these wild rumors. So I want my people to be patient and prepared for this. If I find out this is the case, I will begin my own campaign of civil chaos by unleashing the signal, the Clarion call of "END TIMES" to my devoted minions.