Thursday, December 3, 2009

A CHRISTmas CHRIST-wear

It's time, America to put US back in JESUS! Because he's JesUS, not JesTHEM!

US in Christ! Lord, Lord Jesus. Us with you. Them, not= enemies.

Those whiny others who want you hard-working Americans to give up your GOD, give up YOUR GUNS, give up YOUR FOOTBALL, GIVE UP YOUR NASCAR, GIVE UP YOUR JESUS!

But I am not a Jesus-giver-upper. No, this is not the Un-cola America, is it? No. We are Coca-Cola. So too, this is not the Un-Jesus, America.

Jesus doesn't love Barack Obama, does not love, Nancy Pelosi, does not love Barney Frank. Jesus doesn't love Young Jeezy, Jesus does not love Jay-Z. No. Jesus loves my homies of The Villages. He loves the golf-carts-people of the morning T-times. He loves good hard-working golfing people of The Avenue Mall, in Viera Florida, who took time from their busy retirement pensions, to come down in sans-a-belts and sun hats to buy my books and have me scrawl on them. Jesus especially loves those good boys and girls. Not the others.

The good people who want to support our troops with more war troops. Them yes. Peacemongers, no.

Not a black man who only spares a few men in change. Oh, no. Let Young Jeezy go and fight with only 30,000 more men, behind him. Let him ask Jesus, then, for his help in killing the enemy, and Jesus will say "no, Young Jeezy, because 30,000 young men just like you, is not enough."

Let's say the word "redemption" a few times here, because it is not an apology, and right people don't apologize, ever. Let's say the word (stare big eyed here) "redemption" and apologize to no one, ever. Let's say the word redemption because it works in alliteration with the word "refounding!" For redemption, IS a reounding. Let's say refounding with an emphasis on the "ound" sound, like Paul Harvey used to do. So that you let it sink in, and think about it.

Refounding "Ah-Mer I cah!" Don't you like the way that sounds? I know, I do.

And THEY don't.

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