If God had not wanted us to use crude oil as a natural resource he wouldn't have made it so easily combustible.
If he hadn't wanted us to go overseas and bring Christianity to the Muslim world, at gunpoint, he would not have put so MUCH oil underneathe them.
If God had wanted us to drive hybrids, he wouldn't have given us Cadillac, first.
If God had meant for us to listen to scientists he wouldn't have made them so annoying, whiny, and unclean. (Have any of them heard of shaving?)
If God hadn't created the world in just 6,000 years, then we could look at ice cores in the Antarctic and maybe they would mean something to us, but, he did create the world just 6,000 years ago. Sorry about that - losers.
If God had wanted for us to pay attention to Antarctic ice cores he wouldn't have placed Antarctica down at the bottom of the world where we could forget it's there; sort of like the ugly cheerleader's (whoo hoo) in high school. You know?
If God had wanted us to learn about the carbon cycle and the atmosphere, he wouldn't have made chemistry such a boring subject in high school, and all the chemistry teachers so damned evil. (See previous discussion about scientists)
If God had meant for us to listen to Darwin, rather than Jesus, he wouldn't have made him British, but American.
If he hadn't wanted us to go overseas and bring Christianity to the Muslim world, at gunpoint, he would not have put so MUCH oil underneathe them.
If God had wanted us to drive hybrids, he wouldn't have given us Cadillac, first.
If God had meant for us to listen to scientists he wouldn't have made them so annoying, whiny, and unclean. (Have any of them heard of shaving?)
If God hadn't created the world in just 6,000 years, then we could look at ice cores in the Antarctic and maybe they would mean something to us, but, he did create the world just 6,000 years ago. Sorry about that - losers.
If God had wanted for us to pay attention to Antarctic ice cores he wouldn't have placed Antarctica down at the bottom of the world where we could forget it's there; sort of like the ugly cheerleader's (whoo hoo) in high school. You know?
If God had wanted us to learn about the carbon cycle and the atmosphere, he wouldn't have made chemistry such a boring subject in high school, and all the chemistry teachers so damned evil. (See previous discussion about scientists)
If God had meant for us to listen to Darwin, rather than Jesus, he wouldn't have made him British, but American.
If God had meant for us to be all-compassionate, he wouldn't have given us, little fatty-fats for us to laugh at.
If it was really true that I am an unknowing pawn in some of the conspiracies I decry, God would have told me by now, using his "outside" voice.
If it was really true that I am an unknowing pawn in some of the conspiracies I decry, God would have told me by now, using his "outside" voice.
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