Monday, December 7, 2009

SCIENCE-GATE FIASCO

Through a series of deft inquiries into things the way we do here at GF, we have uncovered a mass conspiracy dating back to the beginning of everything.

It seems that all modern thought has been based on the suppositions of whiny, unshaven, discreditable liberals and terrorists. You heard me. Terrorists!

More when we come back.


The so-called scientific method, something I like to call the scientific hysteria enema we are all now enjoying from Copenhagen, has been proven in a series of emails, to be false. Why? Because obviously this method is nothing more than a plot orchestrated by the very same terrorist we fought in Iraq are seeking in the mountains of Afghanistan.

And if you think I believe we should listen to this hogwash, I have some sweat-lodge time I'd like to offer you. Swallow the Kandujar koolaid and wise up, America.

Take a look at Ibn Al Hathyam. You love him? (Click on the black Box if the pic isn't there) Ole Ibn and his mates back in the 9th century sure must have thought they were slick hiding in the distant past to come up with the method we know today as thesis, hypothesis, and resoultion through experimentation. AKA the scientific method, which is neither a method, nor very scientifical, WHICH IS THREATENING TO DESTROY OUR ECONOMY AND BRING ON WORLD COLLAPSE.

He was sooo slick he nearly got away with it, until ssssssomeone thought to put his face on the Iraqi ten dinar. Sometimes the answers hide in plain sight, don't they Barack? I just betcha Ibn has a friend, or relative being slapped around at Guantanamo doesn't he.

Case dismissed? I think so, but some may need some more proof.

The scientific method supposedly taught us that the world is 4.5 billion, not million, but billion years old, and not 6,000 years old as the good lord tells us.

Really, Barack. Is it. Were you here 4.5 BILLION years ago? No. So what good is the scientific method? The rocks that were "supposedly made" 4.5 billion years ago didn't exist yet because God hadn't molded them out of the universale clay, before he said "let there be light" so, how can all these so called experts expect me to believe they understand the forces which allow us to live and breathe?

Carbon dioxide causes global warming?

Really? I think its an excuse for OLIGARCHY and when they open the giant gymnasium where we all get indoctrinated, tagged, castrated by Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton using a great big pair of pruning shears, I think someone is going to owe me an apology.

Hopefully, those of us who know better will be raptured by then. But until it happens, there's no harm in some of us getting our dollars up, is there?

More when we come back.

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