Well it's working folks. People in Northern Ireland, Republic of Ireland, Scotland, Wales, and England are united as one for the first time in history. And what do they hate? Oh no, not just FOX NEWS, no! Because of the brilliant plan as hatched by Rupert Murdoch, they HATE US, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
Have a listen. Even this child now hates us.
Accountability? Kid, that's right there's not an ounce of news. Sun News? Yeah, we've heard of it. Oh, Bollucks! You're going to tell us what Tom Paine was on about? Get real kid. Tom Paine is dead so we, get to use his name for whatever perverted purposes we want to. Hell his descendants don't even know they ARE his descendants.
Okay, so the real Tom Paine and I disagree with some things. Check it here.
The point is, again, duh?, who gives a shit what a bunch of dead guys said! Hell, I flunked history! That's not the point, the point is, can I say something with enough conviction to make a mob BELIEVE that I know what I am talking about and follow my word, no matter that it leads to ruin? Oh...hell...yes....I can!
Barack said yes, we can. But I say, yes I ME, MYSELF AND I, CAN! Uneducated people, motivated by a conservative agenda to squash education, shot like turds out of inadequate schools, HAVE NO IDEA as to the writings of the founders, so, HELL BABY, it's a field day. I (and I want you to listen to me really closely) JUST MAKE THIS SHIT UP AS I GO! YEAHHHH BOYEEEE! You like that?
Uncle Rupe has used this to his advantange. Here's another dissatisfied customer who is also a voicepiece over in England
Okay, so it has gotten so bad, our image, that some people (damned progressives!) are actually trying to stop the anti-American hatred.
Now, it's a good thing we have myself and Billo, to keep on hating us! Here, take a look at BIllo do his thing. He's no fuckin STATESMAN! What? You want Churchill? Get in a time-machine baby! Hah-hah! Oh man, the irony, right? Billo talking about other folks being affraid of armed conflict. I think once, Bill ducked out of a bar fight before anyone noticed. Hoo, boy! Didn't he challenge Lou Dobbs to a bitch slap contest once? Think he did. They both backed out. Man. Anyway, no one tops Bill in dissing intellectual Europeans. Watch him work.
Now, why does Rupe need the rest of the world to hate US? Our last, ally being Great Britain and them, now holding their noses? Because in order to have the rest of the world, not just terrorists support a war on America, we need more of our Schtik! Hell, Dumbass! why do you think Uncle Rupe broadcasts our nonsense over seas? Britain being our number 1 market, even though people have stopped advertising. Get it?
Why do we need to be attacked? Because everyone has had their turn and now its ours. An international consortium has drawn the lots and our number came up. Those of us who work here, will be saved. We will be rich, in fact. But cheer up, chances are it will go quick.
Shortly before Germany was reduced to rubble, Hitler gave a speech in which he rejoiced in Germany's isolation because it gave the Reich the excuse to attack the rest of the world!
We wish Obama would stop being an obstructionist to our plans to destroy the United States of America. We are almost there. By announcing the closing of Guantanamo he set our plans back. How carefully had producers and editors been conditioned over the years over in Europe to keep hitting on that key point that the United States is a nest of blood-thirsty toruturers! God! Obama! Could you just leave well enough alone! Jesus!
Well, coming up we have more elections for congress and Murdoch and all of us here will be pushing for the election of some good conservatives who are in on the game to bring our own country to its knees. We've got some chickenshit dems, Patrick Kennedy of Rhode Island, for instance, on the run. Others have dropped dead! Yeeehaw!
We are almost there.
Keep on partying tea baggers!
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